Sleeping & Running

Today we were watching a movie in health class (I'll get back to this, there's more to it), and I fell asleep. Now, this happens a lot. I have a pretty busy schedule, so I'm always tired, and when they turn the lights out, unless I'm taking notes or doing a worksheet, I'm asleep. It's not like the teachers notice. So, I fell asleep and I was dreaming. I was dreaming that I was chasing down my friend, dressed like a hot dog vendor (she later told me that that's the summer job she got, so technically I'm physic. Did I spell that right?) Anyway, I was desperate to catch her. I also know why, which is fairly unusual for a dream. She had my dog. Logical, no? So, the bell rings. The bell always wakes me up. Its like a supremely annoying alarm clock that chimes 7 times. So, anyway, the bell rings. I shoot out of my seat, grab my stuff, and run, like I mean I was booking it, to my English class. Here's the kicker: my English class is about 100 feet down the hallway.

So, I said I would get back to the health movie. It was about stress and how it can ruin your life or something like that. But, in the first ten minutes that I watched, I realized something. Every health movie I've ever seen has people roller blading in it. Not skate boarding or roller skating, ROLLER BLADING. Check it out for me. Maybe it's just the movies we watch in my health class.

Here's something neat:

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

How's that for smart?

Rowan out.