Being Anonymous

I love this. I'm totally anonymous. None of the people who don't read this have any idea who the hell I am. If I insult anyone by accident, I hope they'll never know. They probably won't, because I have no intention about saying any names. That's gonna bite me in the ass. I can feel it. But, still. None of my friends are reading this, or if they are (which I doubt), they don't know its me talking. Now you're all like, shit, this could be my best friend. For most of you, I'm not. But for some of you I AM. How creepy is that? So beans.

Here are some of my all time favorite quotes:

Remember: an amateur built the ark, but professionals built the Titanic

Flying is the art of trying to hit the ground and missing

Life is a terminal illness

I'm going to live forever or die trying

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

What's the point of being "cool" if we don't get to wear sombreros?

And yes, the last one is from Calvin and Hobbes. I love them

Here's some from my favorite books EVER. . .Maximum Ride

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"She offered to cook breakfast."-Fang-MR-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" ~Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! ~Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX

Peace out y'all,
Rowan