These are real life bumper stickers:
Dyslexics are teople poo
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better
All generalizations are false
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Your proctologist called, he found your head
If you're physic, think "honk"
Please do not honk-driver sleeping
Proud member of PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
Some people just don't know how to drive. I call them "everyone but me"
See ya
~Rowan
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