Stuff

"When life gives you lemons. Make orange juice and leave people wondering how you got that."

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

"Holy insert swear word of your choice here."-Iggy

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Other than my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang

"I vill now destroy the Snickuhs bahrs!" - Gazzy

"When you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"But I'm not an orang-utan." Alex Rider

"Well la-di-da for him." Maximum Ride

"Your hair looks like a haystack, but I like it." Edward Cullen

"I'm sorry if I'm not the right kind of monster for you Bella." Jacob Black

"Show me the damn ring Edward." Bella Swan

"I don't have a mustache you idiot." Maximum Ride

"Enough with the constipation song." Nudge

"I feel like pudding." Iggy

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is Bunny.

(\_/)
(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP work. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. If you have a twin/clone/someone who looks like you, most likely one of you will die before the series is over.
75. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye- then it's a pairing.

~Rowan

Bumper Stickers

These are real life bumper stickers:

Dyslexics are teople poo

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

All generalizations are false

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet

Your proctologist called, he found your head

If you're physic, think "honk"

Please do not honk-driver sleeping

Proud member of PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

Some people just don't know how to drive. I call them "everyone but me"

See ya
~Rowan

Flubbed Headlines

Here's some flubbed headlines. You have to think: 'what were these people thinking?'

Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On

State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High

Deer and Turkey Hunt For Disabled People

Pecan Scab Disease Causing Nuts to Fall Off

These are great. My favorite four are above. I've got to go, so I will try to update as soon as possible.

Ciao,
~Rowan

T. A. Barron's "Merlin's Dragon"

These are some awesome quotes from one of my favorite books, T. A. Barron's Merlin's Dragon. Here is the first one:

"At the moment an egg cracks, its magic, at last, is released into the world. Or is it the other way around? Is the world, at last, allowed inside the egg?'

"Memory can be hot as molten lava, or cold as a frozen glacier. But it's rarely reliable. Even when it come back to you, clear and true, it can vanish on the next gust of wind. Sometimes it's not really even a memory. Just a hint, or a glimpse, or a mirage. Yet strange as it sounds, that sort of memory can be the truest of all."

"Eat or be eaten, they say. Not very encouraging words. And not very accurate, either. For I discovered early on in life that it's perfectly possible to eat a lovely delicious meal-and then, when it's time for dessert, to get eaten."

"I learned something valuable that day-a lesson I've never forgotten. It's worth listening well to what you hear. No matter how bizzare the story. . . or how bizarre the story teller."

"Who was it who warned, be careful what you wish for? Whoever they were, I'd like to crush them under a mountain of boulders. Tear out their innards. Roast them over searing hot flames. And then. . . I'd tell them they were right."

"Size is more elusive than I ever guessed. It's less something you see, more something you feel. The same person can feel as huge and enduring as a mountain, or as small and transient as a breath."

So those are the first batch. I've got more coming, just you wait. These suckers are freaking awesome.

See y'all around,

~Rowan

Summertime

I have 2 days left of school. TWO DAYS. I'm so close. Here's a poem that I find "inspiring" (I think its good).

Late nights
Water fights
Beach time
Pillow fights
Ice Cream
Sweet Dream
School's out
Summer's IN

Another one:

Late nights
Water fights
Cool shades
Lemonade
Sleepin' in
Tanned skin
School's out
Summer's IN

Soon, I shall be putting up these awesome little thingies from this book I read. They're cool.

When I started this blog, I promised my self I would update EVERYDAY. See how well that panned out. So, I'm sorry. Not that I have anyone to be sorry to.

Live On,
~Rowan

Absence

To make myself feel better, I have too pretend that all you people who I imagine read my blog and actually don't were devastated by my long absence. Sadly, I must fly away again. (And I know no one actually reads this, never fear for my sanity.)

~Rowan